Recently, I’ve lost two things that were very important to me, both because that’s what had to happen, but that doesn’t really help. So I’ve been depressing myself with music.

For instance:

It’s been three months since I’ve heard your voice
I try to make myself believe
that i made the right choice
It’s been three months since I’ve thought about you
I’m fooling myself
cant live without you

lay my head down on my pillow
and cry myself to sleep
its not easy being me

It’s been three months since i’ve felt your skin
all i can do is wait to touch it again
It’s been three months since I’ve heard you cry
when we made love everything seemed alright

lay my head down on my pillow
and cry myself to sleep
its not easy being
its not easy being
its not easy being me
i was fine for the moment
for the last three months i’ve been broken
now i cant face my fears
I’m running scared

It’s been three months since I’ve seen your smile
is been some time since I’ve smiled myself
It’s been three months since I’ve heard you say i love you
i found that i cant live without hearing you say it

Well, step one is to research something you know will disturb people, such as a Meatotomy. The next step is to find the people who would be the most disturbed by it, and bring it up in conversation. They will ask more about it, and always ask “Why?” That question, you answer, if you’ve done your research. I told three 20 something guys about it, and had one walk out of the room when I started answering the “Why” question. The best part, of course, is pulling up more information about it, or related to it, and stopping by their desks and watching them shudder. You must always, of course, be prepared for a retaliatory strike.

I woke up to get a call from the vet, telling me that my 17 year old cat, Tina, has a 90% chance of having cancer. The vet is almost certain that she has cancer. Today, she went to the vets to get X-rays and ultra sounds, and I’m trying not to think about it. I spent today running around trying to keep myself busy. I bought a couple of movies at Wal-Mart, and tried to get Tina to eat.

I do not use electric hand dryers, I can’t stand them. I never dry my hands within 5 minutes using them, and I don’t appreciate not being given the choice. So, I use toilet paper. You have to be careful, since wet toilet paper is much more delicate than paper towels, and since it’s so much thinner, you have to use more. Personally, I think that all bathrooms should have the air dryers, for all the damn hippies, and the paper towels that Barnes & Noble has, since those damn things are so absorbent.

After talking to people for the umpteenth time about creating a TV drama about work, I started thinking about what kind of characters we would make, and who would play them. Here’s what I’ve come up with so far..

Call me.
The call center drama series

Cast
Steve Martin - Flighty President of Company
Matt Damon - Idiotic Upper Management
The Rock - Drill-Seargent-like manager

More to come as the drama unfolds…

I want a pastry.

I was thinking the other day, about how cats are lucky because they do nothing but lay in the sun all day. That led me to thinking about how their fur is too thick for sun to get to, and how they must never tan. But wait.. there are hairless cats, and I usually do not see them blistering and peeling, and they are not “tanned” looking, either. So, I did some research and found this “http://www.sniksnak.com/cathealth/whydo2.html”, which states that pink nosed cats are more likely to get cancer from the sun. I’m not sure how I feel about that.